Here's a statement from the President of the U.S.:
"Too long has America lived under the shadow of Bikini Bottom. Too long has America lived under fear under Bikini Bottom. Too long has America suffered from the suffocating policies under Bikini Bottom. We have lost our strength, we have lost our drive to be the best, we have become too sedentary. America needs to find it's spark to climb back to the top, and it starts with taking a stand directly against our oppressors! I shall be the spark needed to drive America back to greatness!"
The Govener of Bikini Bottom is shocked at the very least. The very impactful insurrection from the U.S. is leaving many to wonder if this is a sign of war, and suprisingly, with America as the aggressor. America as a nation is completely split over this drastic measure from the military, with tensions reminiscent of the Civil War dating back to 1861: The Civil War Begins.
Nations across the world are already preparing for a third world war, bracing in case tensions between the U.S. and Bikini Bottom escalate to a wartime state. A world war and a civil war would be devistating if not nation ending for America. There is a lot at stake now, the world appears to be one it's last thread. Everybody must prepare for their own doomsday shelters. Rumours of groups of freedom fighters and revolutionists are planning on overthrowing the government sometime in the next few days. The stock market is crashing, the unemployment rate is as high as it's ever been. Many stockbrokers predict America is entering another Great Depression, if not the final one. Things look very grim here for the future of the U.S.
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